Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Advice from my patient . . .

96 year old, D.S. - "I sleep with my bra on."

(random comment, I know) but I press further - "Why do you sleep with your bra on?"

D.S. - "Well, if you keep your bra on, your husband can't fondle your boobs while you are sleeping."

me (absolutely dumbfounded) - "oh"

D.S. - "Men love to fondle the boobs, even at night."

This is why my job is never dull. :)

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